The alarm goes off and I wake up as usual. Back to work at the same old office. My girlfriend is still asleep next to me, so I make sure not to wake her up as I get out of bed. I head to the bathroom and reach in my boxers to take a piss. Well, that's different. My dick is gone. Wait, what the hell? I turn on the bathroom light and stare at my reflection in the mirror. It still looks like me. My hair is still short and I still have my masculine features, but I now have boobs and a vagina.
"Babe, wake up," I shout as I run back into the bedroom, "I'm a woman."
"Yeah, I know," my girlfriend says annoyed, "Tell me something I don't know. Now can I go back to sleep?"
"Don't you find it weird that I'm a woman?" I ask confused.
"Don't tell me you're suddenly into dudes," she replies, "You're the biggest dyke I know. You slept with half the girls at our high school and most of them weren't